♥ Saturday, April 26, 2008Blahhh.It's mystic moo. -_- From the sg-ben&jerry's website.  That's for ytday. Not that i am concerned about daily/weekly/monthly horoscopes or what, but indeed a bit stunning to me. Enlarged.  Bwahahhahas. *kowtows* PSYCHIC cow! -.- (Interestingly, i wonder how did "kowtow" get recognised into english dictionaries in the first place.) Anyway collections.  =DDD (I dunno why i keep so much trash anyway.) My favourite flavour is a fight between cherry garcia and cookie dough. Sad sad even the mini-tubs-ice-cream kenna price increase. T_T Anyway it's free cone day on their 30th birthday worldwide (so old lols). - Qoo, qoo, qoo.  Old label on a old bottle. Nowadays like super hard to find/buy the qoo merchandise le lo. =c But it's like so cute lar. Hahahahahhas.  So huggable... (Except that the head's a little too big LOLS.)  Chaotah... Above two images from the net. Qoo is sibei cute sia. - Jokes again. All are dialogue jokes for today. (Also quite a number of puns.) A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger. When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irritated customer asked the waiter. Customer: Will my hamburger be long? Waiter: No, sir... It will be round. Diner: Waiter, look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: What else do u want, feathers? Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? Ben: These ice-creams are too expensive. John: Stop complaining and pay with a smile. Ben: I wish I could, but the man insists on cash! Almost bald man: Why do u always charge me double? You ought to charge me cheaper for I don't have much hair! Barber: No, no! We don't charge for cutting the hair! We charge for having to search for it! Patient: What are the chances of me recovering, doctor? Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot. Sam: It's a family tradition. Teacher: What do you mean? Sam: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. Teacher: What about your mother? Sam: She's a woman. Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him? Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand. - =) Nights. Love you. 10:46 pm
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