♥ Monday, June 22, 2009
Five kinds of women you should never date/get together with.


1) She who threatens - like, "if you don't come, i'll slit my wrist."



Wrist is definitely not an efficient way to commit suicide, by the way. Why not the throat?


2) She who expects a male to pay for everything and plan for everything, including valentine's day and her birthday.



Apparently this is no longer those ancient era whereby women are not allowed to receive education and go out to work. According to statistics, men earn only about $200 more per month as compared to their female counterparts, on the average. And guys need to eat too, why should they be responsible for every single damned thing?


3) She who imagines she is a princess.



Unless you ride a white horse and own a shiny sword with a medieval shield.


4) You first got to know her in some red-light district.



You don't want to know how many 50-year-old uncles fell in love with her too.


5) She who looks/sounds exactly like your mom.



Simply because you don't need another mom.


Five types of guys you should never date/get together with.


1) He restricts you, no matter what you wear, eat and do.



Unless you enjoy being a POW POL (prisoner-of-love).


2) He who mocks at your weight, intelligence, behaviour and whatsoever. Saying in a jokingly manner is excluded.



He has no respect. So he shouldn't be respected too.


3) He who expects that females should be capable enough to do anything/everything on their own.



We do enjoy receiving some help from men too. Biologically in general, due to sexual dimorphism, the female body is less strong than the male body. (That's one reason why females are only required to do inclined version for pull-ups for NAPFA instead of the real pull-ups for males.)


4) He who enjoys PDA.



Unless you want to get STOMPed.


5) He who auditions in competitions with a pair of yellow swimming trunks.



Self-explanatory.

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Disclaimer: Advices above are meant to be taken with a pinch of salt (or sugar if you prefer). The writer does not guarantee the usability and worthiness of this article. The writer is not liable for any responsibility for any mishaps which occurred directly or indirectly as a result of this article, and the article is definitely not a portrait of sexism (or also known as gender discrimination).

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By the way, there's something i feel like going.

Home Design & Decor 2009 in Expo.
Click above link for more details.
27th june to 05th july 09.

=D

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The long long long post i've yet to redo. LOLS a bit feddup.

Nowadays can't concentrate anyway, like half-heartedly revamping an old site, half-heartedly preparing post contents. Only a pathetic odd-looking animated flash banner is up, still no ideas with the general interface layout yet.

At least those image hosts get working again, after so many hours of being cocked-up. I saw so many awful "x-es" everywhere, zz lols.

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=) Byebye anyway. Lols at least i get one free day next week. Either that, or you pei me countdown on saturday night, which i don't think you'd want anyway ha ha so boliao.

Nearly 8am, 8 more minutes to go. Not because i spend a lot of hours on this. It's just that i did halfway then continue. Anyway this boliao comic article was thought by last night when i couldn't sleep.

Good morning.
8:02 pm
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♥ Sunday, June 21, 2009
I am very upset.

Cus blogger ate my words!

I typed super long already... And by luck with some lagging bug, 90% of my content disappeared suddenly. (Blogger has the autosave function which autosaves your post every few minutes. Hence, it immediately autosaves right after my contents goes missing wtf.)

So my save-function is useless~ Cus the autosave overwrites it anyway. Sibei sian.

No way to retrieve back, i had lots of texts leh.

It's like almost 5am, spent so many hours already. Zz. Okie good night anyway. Continue tomorrow. Mood spoiler.

Good night good night. =)

(Lols don't ask me why i can still put a smiley there, cus i'm like that - i laugh at sad things, sadist LOLS.)
4:49 am
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♥ Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Second-half of may.

No cat pics ahead, don't worry.
A lot of food pics though.

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Just got the 4e'06 cny-2009 at miss ho's house photographs two saturdays ago, like finally ha ha.

Her house has a nice direct seaview of east coast park, but can be often quite warm (guessing due to the design of the flat which hardly allows much wind to enter).

Eight pics i have in total, but i'm only going to post two. If not, it's very repetitive.
One with miss ho (or mrs tan to be more correct), one without.
Btw she's already pregnant liao, it's a son coming on the way. =D

Dated 08feb09.




I know that images taken with dslr camera is huge. But i didn't now it was that huge, like an average of 5mb per file. -_- Larger than a typical mp3 file size.
Makes sharing files difficult though, need to resize manually (i don't trust applications' auto-resize, the quality turns out very sucky, with a lot of pixellated colour-corners).

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Not mayday or any distress. All as dated.


My instant mee has more veggie than mee.
(Intentionally-overcooked tomatoes to release the flavours, red dates to sweeten the soup, favourite shiitake mushrooms and yellowish cabbage no choice cus i badly want to eat cabbage but the shop's cabbages are all yellowish.)


My favourite packaged bread series.
Good with simple butter, but yummy enough on its own.
(I don't really see this selling at many places; very hard to find them.)


Scrumptious burger muahahahhas.
I ranked it the second place of all bk's burgers.
First place is the holy mushroom swiss tendergrill (which appears in the menu once every year or so).


This spicy tendercrisp is a good one. LOLS.
Crispy on the outside (the crispiness is different from mcd-mcspicy or kfc-zinger which are like whole piece, it is more like powdery fried), and the juicily-mildspiciness inside which taste like chilli-padi (whereas mcspicy's one is more spicy but the spiciness taste so typical instead of special). But i have one little complain though, the staff who made my spicy tendercrisp is a bit stingy on mayonnaise. =c

Burgerking don't have many nice burgers i must admit, but their seasonal promoted burgers are sometimes the best.
(Yayay mushroom swiss tendergrill is even better any carl's jr burger in my opinion. The cheese and mushroom sauce appeared to merge together, miss it damn a lot... Especially the juicily grilled chicken is soft and nice.)


I was at the national library looking for some origami book. A title at the bind caught my attention. Like wtf (pun again zz). What if kids are looking at it sia. -_- Art and crafts section leh...


Don't ask me why am i so boliao.


I like this bread with cream and almond, despite one of the browner almond flakes looking like some cockroach wing.


This pizza bread is one of the better pizza-bread out there.
It has hotdogs, green capsicum, mushroom, mayonnaise, mozzarella cheese, chilli sauce and black pepper~


I thought the previous one i made was kind of tasteless. So i tried again, doing a bit of improvisation. POTATO SALAD, yup. By the way, trust me, real bacons bits taste so much better than the typical fake bacon bits (those bright solid and crunchy ones that are seen everywhere), they are also more cost efficient.

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First of june.


He said that i am permitted to post this pic. LOLS.

(I still think it's funny that your mother says i am tiny, when she's even more tinier than me. Haahahahs.)


The only display at giant which i thought looked interesting. As if the onions flowed out from the wicker baskets on top.

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My hair is quite long already. Reaching the butt very soon.
But everytime i go and have a haircut, it's always the same pattern, other than it being shorter. Even lg has no idea of another hairstyle for me.

Hence, i did some experimental stuffs. Not with internet website applets, but manual edits.


I tried numberous. But all cannot-make-it.
These two are weird, but at least they are the best already zzz.

And no, no intention of having a short hairdo. I had boy-hair until about 9 years old, after which my hair has always been long.

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Okie rushing out to buy dinner before my dinner is gone! 10.32pm.

Yay meeting again tml, so happy.
9:31 pm
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