♥ Monday, June 22, 2009Five kinds of women you should never date/get together with.1) She who threatens - like, "if you don't come, i'll slit my wrist."  Wrist is definitely not an efficient way to commit suicide, by the way. Why not the throat? 2) She who expects a male to pay for everything and plan for everything, including valentine's day and her birthday.  Apparently this is no longer those ancient era whereby women are not allowed to receive education and go out to work. According to statistics, men earn only about $200 more per month as compared to their female counterparts, on the average. And guys need to eat too, why should they be responsible for every single damned thing? 3) She who imagines she is a princess.  Unless you ride a white horse and own a shiny sword with a medieval shield. 4) You first got to know her in some red-light district.  You don't want to know how many 50-year-old uncles fell in love with her too. 5) She who looks/sounds exactly like your mom.  Simply because you don't need another mom. Five types of guys you should never date/get together with. 1) He restricts you, no matter what you wear, eat and do.  Unless you enjoy being a 2) He who mocks at your weight, intelligence, behaviour and whatsoever. Saying in a jokingly manner is excluded.  He has no respect. So he shouldn't be respected too. 3) He who expects that females should be capable enough to do anything/everything on their own.  We do enjoy receiving some help from men too. Biologically in general, due to sexual dimorphism, the female body is less strong than the male body. (That's one reason why females are only required to do inclined version for pull-ups for NAPFA instead of the real pull-ups for males.) 4) He who enjoys PDA.  Unless you want to get STOMPed. 5) He who auditions in competitions with a pair of yellow swimming trunks.  Self-explanatory. - Disclaimer: Advices above are meant to be taken with a pinch of salt (or sugar if you prefer). The writer does not guarantee the usability and worthiness of this article. The writer is not liable for any responsibility for any mishaps which occurred directly or indirectly as a result of this article, and the article is definitely not a portrait of sexism (or also known as gender discrimination). - By the way, there's something i feel like going. Home Design & Decor 2009 in Expo. Click above link for more details. 27th june to 05th july 09. =D - The long long long post i've yet to redo. LOLS a bit feddup. Nowadays can't concentrate anyway, like half-heartedly revamping an old site, half-heartedly preparing post contents. Only a pathetic odd-looking animated flash banner is up, still no ideas with the general interface layout yet. At least those image hosts get working again, after so many hours of being cocked-up. I saw so many awful "x-es" everywhere, zz lols. - =) Byebye anyway. Lols at least i get one free day next week. Either that, or you pei me countdown on saturday night, which i don't think you'd want anyway ha ha so boliao. Nearly 8am, 8 more minutes to go. Not because i spend a lot of hours on this. It's just that i did halfway then continue. Anyway this boliao comic article was thought by last night when i couldn't sleep. Good morning. 8:02 pm
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